Best Text Posts on Tumblr

Hi. Welcome to the Best-of-text-post! We post/reblog text post which has 1000 notes or more. Submissions are accepted but don't get upset if it isn't posted. Happy reblogging and follow for more.

romangod:

somethingtolose-somethingtoprove:

romangod:

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See, this post isnt even funny. Its just a picture of one of the hemswhatever brothers smiling, and it has 19 notes. Because someone tumblr famous posted it. OMFG. Im tired of my quality shit not getting notes omfg. it needs to stahp ok. UGH. Then again, it could be an inside joke. BUT HOW DO 19 PEOPLE SHARE AN INSIDE JOKE THIS IS THE INTERNET.

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(via asvprock)

humorfever:

fuck this, i am done.

bitch, i am so fucking done.

fuck this, i am done.

epic-humor:

my classmates

me

owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen

Sorry but this look is currently unavailable

It was his hat, Mr. Krabs

He was #1

(via joshpeck)

crockercrocs:

sir-laughsalot:

laughoutloudrightnow:

pizzaforpresident:

have you ever seen a chicken strip

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There are two kinds of people in this world.

(via worsting)

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

asian:

asian:

I just moved to Canada recently and Canadians have their milk in a bag.

It’s actually so much better than cartons because it makes less waste and doesn’t take up a lot of space in your fridge!image

I FUCKING HATE MILK IN A BAG

WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT OF THIS IDEA

pepsimangb:

Kojima is a scary man when it comes to his English. He knows just enough to be a real danger to himself and others. It’s a thing of beauty.

pepsimangb:

Kojima is a scary man when it comes to his English. He knows just enough to be a real danger to himself and others. It’s a thing of beauty.

(via lamp-it-up)

theslinkylizard:

myblackeyeddemon:

theslinkylizard:

Baby got a bath today~

How did you get a dinosaur

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This is my child! Please ask your parents about the dino and the egg!!!

(via biteme-derekhale)

dickmark:

OKAY SO ALMOST 2 MONTHS AGO OUR ENGLISH TEACHER FORCED US TO ENTER A POETRY CONTEST AND I WAS ABOUT TO ENTER A POEM WHEN IT TRIED TO FORCE ME TO GIVE IT A TITLE SO IN A FIT OF RAGE I WROTE A NEW POEM COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TITLE REQUIREMENT

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AND TODAY I WENT TO CHECK MY EMAIL AND I??????

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YOU ARE LITERALLY PUBLISHING AN INSULT TO YOUR OWN RULES BUT OKAY I GUESS IF GETTING TALKED DOWN TO TURNS YOU ON SOMEHOW AND I GET PUBLISHED I’VE GOT NO COMPLAINTS HERE?

(via trust)

astreana:

geewizsc:

#rp #IOS8 it just got real #lmao #turndownforwhat

this new technology is just helping people get wilder and wilder

(via zackisontumblr)

twentydeepsteps:

twentydeepsteps:

I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE

update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg

(via officialfrenchtoast)

psyducker:

just planning ahead

(via biteme-derekhale)