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Your horny tweets about the leaked nudes of an actress should eventually have to be read aloud as part of your wedding vows.
Peter Schultz (via kohwala)
Your horny tweets about the leaked nudes of an actress should eventually have to be read aloud as part of your wedding vows.
Peter Schultz (via kohwala)
Because this incident aside, it strikes me as deeply ironic that we will vehemently protest a free Facebook messenger app because we’re outraged at reports that it can access our phone’s numbers, and yet turn around and excuse the serving up of women’s bodies for our own pleasure. Our appreciation is no less disgusting just because it’s accompanied by the sound of one hand clapping.
Asker Anonymous Asks:
im confused about your sexuality
best-of-text-posts best-of-text-posts Said:

kohwala:

same haha

kohwala:

yes my bedroom is one large walk-in floordrobe

everyone you idolize wakes up scared to be themselves sometimes.
pete wentz (dec. 2005)

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dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

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ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

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kohwala:

1:16am i live for blurry selfies

kohwala:

yes my bedroom is one large walk-in floordrobe

u will rue the day

u will rue the day

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gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

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spikespiegell:

accio-boggarts:

spikespiegell:

people think im book smart but im just 99% bullshit and 1% dinosaur trivia

Then tell a dinosaur fact

i know that they are 100% FUCKIGN RAD

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Chuck a u’ey
Australian proverb (via aristophania)

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kohwala:

right before we went and got completely soaked chain surfing at the ocean pool at bilgola, moon was out (posted on instagram)