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leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

(via lmaoalien)

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

the FUCK MAN YOU TOOK THE LAST FUCKING KRAFT ILL FUCKING KILL YOU

(via joshpeck)

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crenelate:

when you look into the mirror after a day at school

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(via epic-humor)

How weird is it that kids born in 2000 will be entering high school this year

screamandshout:

"you’ll need to know this math formula later in life"

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(via unpopuler)

bagmilk:

people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights

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(via unpopuler)

brianmalik:

if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away 

(via unpopuler)

tupacabra:

mom: *knocks on door*

me: just a second don’t come i—

mom: image

(via unpopuler)

fleshmorph:

i do bad things because i listen to music with swears 

(via unpopuler)

bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

(via unpopuler)

dactro:

conigliomannaro:

dyamirityofthelord:

lucisensitivesatan:

trategos:

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

  • you have to kill the spider

but spiders are cute and innocent! it should be:

  • you have to catch the spider and release it in the garden

okay

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

  • just get that spider away from me i don’t care if you send it to italy just get it away

DO NOT SEND THE SPIDER TO ITALY

you’re right

we will send it to france

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(via unpopuler)

okaywork:

when teachers actually start teaching on the first day of class

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(via unpopuler)

greydelisle:

I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.

(via unpopuler)