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Hi. Welcome to the Best-of-text-post! We post/reblog text post which has 1000 notes or more. Submissions are accepted but don't get upset if it isn't posted. Happy reblogging and follow for more.

ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

(via sorry)

ethanwearsprada:

THEY DIDNT EVEN POST THE BEST ONES

(via 21k6r317s85)

windexbottles:

"can i borrow a pencil?"

ya here

image

(via communistbakery)

i-am-momo-senpai:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

enchantedsnail:

punksexandshit:

ceaseless-reverie:

50shadesofgaylinson:

What do strippers do when they’re on their period

What do female astronauts do when they’re on their period

what do homeless women do when they get their period

what did tribeswomen do when they got their period

what do fictional characters do when they get their period

We never even solved the first one

(via policedog)

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(via thetowndrugdealer)

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

(via groovybooty)

superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

(via groovybooty)

guy:

i don’t like your clothes take them off

(via communistbakery)

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(via ant0rm)

verybigpimpin:

*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

(via karensrnith)

jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

(via crystallized-teardrops)

coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

(via best-text-posts)

kohwala:

i feel like ive let down so many people in my life but none more than myself

kohwala:

i feel like ive dissapointed so many people in my life but none more than myself

(via no-wifi)